Guys my man hook me up with some payment if I promoted his monkey poop business
Normal poop $10
normal Diarrhrea $30
Taco bells special $50
24 carrot gold plated poop $200
Nikacado massive sht deluxe $500

And perhaps the most best and expensive one on this list is
ULTIMATE SHT COMBO DELUXE MEGA PACK
basically sht eaten by a pig and shted out again