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[Game] Post Funny Things!!
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Hello all to this game that I think many people would enjoy!
It's the "Post Funny Things" game!
Post your funny jokes, memes, phrases, sentences, quotes, etc. here! You may have up to 5 per post! Please do not post mean, offensive, or little kid stuff like Your mamma jokes! Be mature and not stupid, have fun! :D
Anyways, let the game begin!
This post was edited by BlueToonYoshi at January 24, 2019 12:35 PM PST -
I will start first!
- Happiness is... not having to set the alarm for the next day!
- I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
- Teacher: "Why are talking during my lesson?", Student : "Why are teaching during my conversation?"
- Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans !
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Did you hear about the Asian guy that fell down the stairs? It was wong on so many levels
This post was edited by supernatural76impala at January 24, 2019 6:59 PM PST -
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- "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- I'm as Single as a Dollar and I'm Not looking for Change.
- The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
- If someone calls you "Ugly", have a good comeback and say "Excuse me, I am not a mirror."
- I'm NOT clumsy! It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way!
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- That awkward moment when you said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah!" even though you have no idea what they said.
- I did a push-up today. Well actually I feel down, but I had to use my arms to get back up so... close enough. I gotta go get some chocalate now!
- I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
- Person at help desk: "Can I help you?", You: "No. I just waited in line for over 30 minutes to say Hi."
- Safety First! Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth.
This post was edited by BlueToonYoshi at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM PST -
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- Lazy person rule #12324565785
You didn't actually read that number.
- What's a pigs favorite dance? The sow-sa.
- One day a snail wanted to retire. When he told his friends, they asked "What are you gonna do if you do that?" The snail answered "Buy a race car with a big S on it." They asked: "Why do you want that?" He responded: "So when people see me go by they'll say "Look at that S-car-go!"
This post was edited by beeice1526 at February 4, 2019 2:24 PM PST