So I was ****** this chick right, and I said geez louise, this *** is the bomb diggity! She kicked me out, so I grabbed a cucumber and peeled it using another cucumber and then used them to make a tipi. I lit the tipi on fire using a magnifying glass and some lube and then used it to fire up the ol' bong. After smoking hella fruit loop cereal I ended up on the floor of a stolen amulance in teh mid