by SirAws in Videos

Directed by HiDef the Chef Starring Tom Perkins & Kari Cantwell Lyrics: Oh my God, I just realized some people don't have girlfriends That’s so ****** up, I seriously feel so bad for them Because I have a girlfriend and she really is so good to me She’s always there for me spiritually and emotionally Oh my God, I just realized some people don't have girlfriends Someone to have they back and love them 'til the world ends Someone to make them feel like royalty when they’re with their queen So if you don't have a girlfriend you have my sympathy I feel bad for you Are you lacking in confidence or do you have bad breath, my dude? Matter of fact, you a great guy but the world is just so cruel Not everyone has a girlfriend, damn, is that really true? I want to help you out but I don't know how Tell me, what's a king without a crown? This whole concept I can barely wrap my head around When you’re stuck in quarantine who’s gonna hold you down? I wanna know who gon' give you back rubs when you’re sad Who gon' talk you down help you relax when you mad? Who gon' give you handjobs when you need that swift release? Man, the fact you don’t have a girl is hard to believe Oh my God, I just realized some people don’t have girlfriends That's so ****** up I seriously feel so bad for them As long as I'm with her I'm never feeling lonely And it's so cool that she genuinely wants to bone me Oh my God, I just realized some people don’t have girlfriends Someone to stand by their side even as their world ends I love my girl because she’s loyal and a genius And it feels amazing when she’s touching on my ***** So, what's your girlfriends name? The four of us should go on a double date Wait, wait, I'm so sorry, I completely spaced I forget you didn’t have a girlfriend that is my mistake (my God) Oh my God, I just realized some people don't have girlfriends Oh my God, I just realized some people don't have girlfriends That’s so ****** up Oh my God, I just realized some people don't have girlfriends I wanna empathize but I just can't relate to them I assumed everyone has someone sticking by their side But some people don't have girlfriends and I am still surprised