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Ode To A Fart - A Poem

    • 254 posts
    August 23, 2021 12:40 PM PDT
    I wrote this years ago - kind of taking 'fart jokes' to another level. LOL

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    Delightful repast, oh how wondrous thou were.
    Now thy essence moves within,
    Becoming the decaying matter which,
    Is but a shadow of thy former self.

    Gone is the flavor, the aroma, the need
    Of that which was.
    In its place moves a mass of detritus,
    On its meandering way through a winding tunnel.

    Pushing before it a pocket of air,
    Trapped as it was within the cavernous tube.
    Slowly, with infinite patience,
    Such air, replete with vile corruption, makes its way out.

    Unwanted, and unwilling this pocket of air,
    Travels to the final barrier within.
    A doorway, closed but for needed pressure.
    And a violent, verbal and noisome eruption comes forth.

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    • 377 posts
    August 23, 2021 12:44 PM PDT

    What are you like 5?

    • 2114 posts
    August 23, 2021 12:50 PM PDT
    I don’t know if you have met BDF. He’s a good old fellow.
    • 254 posts
    August 23, 2021 12:56 PM PDT
    Emphasis on "old" - LOL.

    I just have these weird moments and I like to let my inner child out to play now and then.