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[Game] Post Funny Things!!

    • 58 posts
    January 24, 2019 12:33 PM PST

    Hello all to this game that I think many people would enjoy!

    It's the "Post Funny Things" game!

    Post your funny jokes, memes, phrases, sentences, quotes, etc. here! You may have up to 5 per post! Please do not post mean, offensive, or little kid stuff like Your mamma jokes! Be mature and not stupid, have fun! :D

    Anyways, let the game begin!


    This post was edited by ToonYoshi at January 24, 2019 12:35 PM PST
    • 58 posts
    January 24, 2019 12:56 PM PST

    I will start first!

    - Happiness is... not having to set the alarm for the next day!

    - I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

    - Teacher: "Why are talking during my lesson?", Student : "Why are teaching during my conversation?"

    - Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

    - MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans !

  • January 24, 2019 1:59 PM PST

    I will go 2nd!

     

    -A wise man once said nothing.

    -School Lectures: An easy way to catch up on you're beauty sleep.

  • January 24, 2019 2:16 PM PST
    Friends are like snowflakes, you pee on them and they disappear
  • January 24, 2019 3:01 PM PST

    lol

    • 58 posts
    January 24, 2019 4:02 PM PST

    supernatural76impala said: Friends are like snowflakes, you pee on them and they disappear

    OMG! That is so funny! :D

    • 58 posts
    January 24, 2019 4:05 PM PST

    - Q: What do you call someone that doesn't fart in public? A: A private tutor

  • January 24, 2019 4:21 PM PST

    lol

  • January 24, 2019 6:26 PM PST
    Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack
  • January 24, 2019 6:26 PM PST
    What did the full glass say to the half empty glass? You look drunk!
  • January 24, 2019 6:27 PM PST
    People are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an ax
  • January 24, 2019 6:28 PM PST
    How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? It’s not that hard
    • 2 posts
    January 24, 2019 6:51 PM PST

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over

  • January 24, 2019 6:59 PM PST
    Did you hear about the Asian guy that fell down the stairs? It was wong on so many levels
    This post was edited by supernatural76impala at January 24, 2019 6:59 PM PST
  • January 24, 2019 7:00 PM PST
    A blind man walks into a bar... then a table... and then a chair
  • January 25, 2019 4:42 AM PST

    supernatural76impala said: A blind man walks into a bar... then a table... and then a chair

    lol

  • January 25, 2019 5:30 AM PST

    I have made up half of this forum topic so far....

     

     

     

     

    • 58 posts
    January 25, 2019 6:24 AM PST

    supernatural76impala said:

    I have made up half of this forum topic so far....

     

     Also if you have lots to say, can you please post all in 1 post please.

     

     

  • January 28, 2019 1:38 PM PST

    2 dead hookers wash up on shore what do you get?

  • January 28, 2019 2:04 PM PST

    fish?

    • 58 posts
    January 30, 2019 2:25 PM PST

    - "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

    - I'm as Single as a Dollar and I'm Not looking for Change.

    - The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

    - If someone calls you "Ugly", have a good comeback and say "Excuse me, I am not a mirror."

    - I'm NOT clumsy! It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way!

    • 1 posts
    January 30, 2019 10:35 PM PST

    joke.exe has stopped responding

     

    Close the program and send error report to microsoft

     

    wait for the program to respond

    • 58 posts
    January 31, 2019 11:39 AM PST

    - That awkward moment when you said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah!" even though you have no idea what they said.

    - I did a push-up today. Well actually I feel down, but I had to use my arms to get back up so... close enough. I gotta go get some chocalate now!

    - I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.

    - Person at help desk: "Can I help you?", You: "No. I just waited in line for over 30 minutes to say Hi."

    - Safety First! Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth.


    This post was edited by ToonYoshi at January 31, 2019 11:39 AM PST
    • 58 posts
    February 4, 2019 2:18 PM PST

    - Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

    - Lazy Rule: Can't Reach It. Don't Need It.

    • 8 posts
    February 4, 2019 2:23 PM PST

    - Lazy person rule #12324565785

    You didn't actually read that number. 

    - What's a pigs favorite dance? The sow-sa. 

    - One day a snail wanted to retire. When he told his friends, they asked "What are you gonna do if you do that?" The snail answered "Buy a race car with a big S on it." They asked: "Why do you want that?" He responded: "So when people see me go by they'll say "Look at that S-car-go!"


    This post was edited by beeice1526 at February 4, 2019 2:24 PM PST