Hello chromoscrotum,
My name is -blank- and Im -blank- years old. Warmerise Red vs Blue has been one of my oldest and bestest fps browser games like ever! Through the game and its community I've made lots of friends that I cherish like Farz and Dante are my best friends.
Me sadly don't have fun story to tell because my life has gradually going downhill since -blank- years ago. I never had any parents since my grandmother gave birth to me so Im orphan since day -blank-! That being said these 10 000 warmerise coins (+ 10k more if you sympathize with me and feel bad for me) would absolutely make my whole life a lot better and I can enjoy the game that gave everything to me even the reason to keep going. That being said if you don't give me these 20k you are literally a bad person and you wont be going to heaven so give me 20k and you be good person and I tell everyone that you are a great person!
With love,
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